By: Claudia Rosas
As if it were yesterday, I can remember sitting in my desk, my senior year of high school, and hearing a guy in my classroom shout at his phone: “NOOOOO! La Gárgola is on the LOOSE! Sheila is CHAINED to a tree in our patio! She is GOING TO DIE!” As if we were living in a TV sitcom, everyone looked at Manolo, the guy shouting frantically at a news post from El Vocero, a local newspaper from Puerto Rico, that disclosed the discovery of Barceloneta’s resident Edgardo Santiago Rodríguez seeing a monster kill his neighbor’s chicken, while chilling at the pool. Apparently, that morning, Edgardo saw a “bodybuilder in animal form” biting the neck of a chicken and drinking all of its blood, while the chicken stood paralyzed, as if hypnotized by the thing he called: “La Gárgola.” In case you aren’t familiar with Spanish, a “gárgola” is a gargoyle, exactly like those that lurk on top of fancy cathedrals and those seen in the movie Hunchback of Notre Dame. The only twist here is the apparent suggestion that one of these gargoyles came to life and is now running free in the mountains of Puerto Rico, paralyzing livestock and hungry for blood. Yes, you are not crazy; this sounds exactly like the Chupacabra, possibly hinting at the fact that this was just an exaggeration or entirely made up story by Edgardo. But regardless, people bought the story, felt overwhelmed by the chaos, and almost everyone, including the Puerto Rico police, thought it was a real threat to the Puerto Rican public. Hence, explaining why Manolo was so scared of his dog, Sheila, being sucked dry by “La Gárgola,” while we were about to start a full day of classes.
This urban legend grew to such an extent that multiple of Edgar’s neighbors claimed they hear and saw “La Gárgola” flying near the mountains and over fields that enclosed livestock. Only this time, the people described it as having red, demon eyes and 5-foot-long wings. Up to this day, only animals have been reported as victims of “La Gárgola,” but Reinaldo Ríos, the president for the heavily doubted “Partido Extraterrestre Omnipotente,” an alien supporting organization, has warned others of the huge possibility of “La Gárgola” shifting to hunting humans. Hence, why the Puerto Rico police had to get involved to calm down the paranoid residents of Barceloneta and protect them while they searched for the gargoyle. Specifically, the police force helped during full moons, since that was the day believed to be reserved by “La Gárgola” to hunt. The absurdity of these searches was such that the residents of Barceloneta would head out to the mountains, escorted by the local police force and lead by licensed hunters, with armor, shotguns, and metal cages to trap and kill “La Gárgola.”
Being the way Puerto Ricans are, most residents outside of the Barceloneta suburb turned this spectacle into an opportunity to create memes and make fun of the government for involving the police in these absurd searches. The impact of “La Gárgola” was such that Snapchat even created a filter of a dancing gargoyle for residents to post as fake spottings of the gargoyle. This grew even more ridiculous when people gave the gargoyle a theme song, Randy’s 2006 single, “Soy una gárgola” or I am a gargoyle. Needless to say, “La Gárgola” will forever be part of Puerto Rican culture and I wouldn’t doubt if somewhere in the near future another resident spotted “La Gárgola” again.